Surreal-Absurd Sampler Judson Hamilton

"These poems are from a manuscript I’m working on called The Vogue for Flatness, so we’re still learning about one another. Poems for me are a way to filter the world, to make sense of it, to live in it. Perhaps it’s having been raised in suburbia or a childhood steeped in comics and cable TV, but there seems to me no other honest way to do this than through the surreal, absurd, and grotesque." - Judson Hamilton

Wetware


The sex bots are out in droves tonight
Don’t let that keep you from

Booking us a two-top 

At the sushi place with the good roe

Deepsea exploration is as remote 

As the curiosity of others
On a modern factory line 


Searching another’s face or 

Hot hands under a blanket

Are reserved for the relative privacy 

Of the dormitory after lights out 


It’s exactly that sort of brutal shift work that
Conspires to keep us apart 

In this century and beyond
Like the arranged marriages of yore


But don’t worry – no Silicon Valley chieftain is gonna separate us

Not if my TL has anything to say about it


Wishbone


I check to make sure this is the right place

A success notification assures me it is

I’ve earned 2 heart credits

Do I want to see my account status?


I silence it and look around

A Chinese place, a hippy shop, a pharmacy

I think about leaving – then see her


She is wearing clothes that I recognize as

Being fashionable

By how often I saw variations of them

On the subway down here


We are half a meter from one another

I can hear my anxiety ticking

She swings her arms awkwardly in my direction


I raise my arms and interlock with another

It is warm and close and we both know

That it must come to an end

Although we genuinely don’t want it to


We unlock and stand apart

Staring at one another and drawing patterns in the dirt with our feet

Time passes. The wind kicks up. And we move on.


Do I want to rate this interaction?


Poena medicinals

My emotions are a tyranny
Of capricious sprites
Getting wild on piccolos
(Don’t you know so?!)


Placed in a stockade
With a lock just out of reach
(For my own good, they say
To teach me a lesson, they say)


The music school’s gotten a full makeover
And looks more artificial than ever
Gone is the gritty realism and reckless abandon
Of high moods and low terrors
Gone are the whisperings of betrayal
And persecution
Now the facade is immaculate
Free of blemish
Singing only the most innocuous of tunes

It is hoped that I will take to the cure

The school preaches inclusivity 

Even for the wayward and those that have strayed, they say

Their goal is to bring me back into the fold, they say
So that we may all sing a song each to each, they say

God grant me the serenity



Judson Hamilton lives in Wrocław, Poland. His most recent work includes a book of short stories Gross in Feather, Loud in Voice and a book of poems The New Make-Believe both with Dostoevsky Wannabe. For a more extensive bibliography of his work please visit his website https://neutralspaces.co/judson_hamilton/

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